Let the Quotes BEGIN!

Welcome to the quote forum!! i would like to personally start this with a quote of my own:

"FOR GOD SAKES!!DONT WASTE THE DEW!!! USE THE PEPSI!!"

~Hannah Hinamori 10'

"when in doubt... krump it out"

"extenze is how america apologized to japan..."

~Hannah Hinamori

Im burning in hell for that

"What the fuck! This is almost getting ridiculous!"

-Unknown

"I think a church with a lightning rod shows a decided lack of confidence."

"ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND ILL ROCK IF I WANT TO!"

"Cant Jam with a brokenheart"
~Carlos Santana

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."
.Unknown.

No comment....

Is that why you have glasses james?

"A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water."

-Eleanor Roosevelt

Hannah wrote:

Is that why you have glasses james?

._.
what are you getting at?

Platinum wrote:

Hannah wrote:

Is that why you have glasses james?

._.
what are you getting at?

Nothing...

Hannah wrote:

Platinum wrote:

Hannah wrote:

Is that why you have glasses james?

._.
what are you getting at?

Nothing...

Your face is very ominous.....

The GM wrote:

"A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water."

-Eleanor Roosevelt

HAHAHAHAHA Two Words Tim "HOT TUB"

" I dont like the idea of fate because that gives the idea that I dont run my own life "
~Kasey AKA Hero Sora

Hero Sora wrote:

The GM wrote:

"A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water."

-Eleanor Roosevelt

HAHAHAHAHA Two Words Tim "HOT TUB"

*Pokes Kasey*

wanna sleep with the fishes kasey boy? stfu!

Wow so much anger here.
o.o
Can't we all get along?

"why didnt you have tex or church help? ...is it because im the best?" -caboose
"no it's because church is an asshole and tex doesn't trust me rihgt now" -tucker
"really?why not?" -caboose
"becasue i got to use a sniper rifle and i ended up unloading a round into her ass." -tucker
"hey chicka bum bum" -caboose
"caboose! what'd i tell you about that." -tucker
"sorry sorry" -caboose

-red vs blue

now for what this threads supposed to be..

"remember when all else fails, go for the eyes!" -dragon age loading screen

"If you stack two teabags one on top of other and then push on them with a spoon you get a much stronger drink"

~chick sitting in front of me in art

" TWO WINGED BASTARDS IS WHAT THEY ARE!"
~Hannah

"Here in canada we have a special program to deal with the homeless...it's called winter"

" A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired."

Mieaou wrote:

" A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired."

Yep....

Platinum wrote:

Mieaou wrote:

" A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired."

Yep....

lmao!

oh need a quote umm....

"if you put a teabag on another teabag isnt the teabag teabagging the other teabag?"
-me

"OMG! That car almost killed me! ......hehehehahhaahahahAHAHAHHAHA! xD"


Me, working for UPS. o.o I was tired. and it felt funny at the time.